faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via all-starstuff)

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1 hour ago

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via thecomplexinsideme)

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1 hour ago

franklyitsscarlett:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

I am all these teams.

(via thecomplexinsideme)

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2 hours ago

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via all-starstuff)

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2 hours ago
teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath):if you're an ameteur
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3 hours ago

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Heart Locket Necklace

This heart-shaped silver locket holds a blue, glass, heart-shaped inside which glows bright blue in the dark. The locket features ornate carving to accent the piece and to provide a unique and enchanting lighting effect. Hung on a silver-plated chain. Sold on Etsy.

(Source: wickedclothes, via three-of-a-perfect-pair)

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4 hours ago

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via thepathosinthepathogen)

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5 hours ago

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via thepathosinthepathogen)

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5 hours ago

I really just need someone to come cuddle with me cause it seems I can no longer sleep alone. But I don’t feel good and I’m so tired…

Posted
6 hours ago

threepipe:

threepipe:

threepipe:

today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever happened in my life i’m still smiling

today he told me i’m the next morgan freeman

image

no we’re not dating yet pls stop reblogging this what if he finds me

(Source: crimnology, via abandonedatdinner)

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6 hours ago
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